Even better are the answers. I just love the smile on those anonymous Yahoo! Answerers.
“In this case, the only thing you can be is surrogate mother. You’ll bring their child into the world cause they’re still married.
In addition to this, in 3 years after their divorce, the situation I’ve mentioned still can be possible.
so, you should wait for at least 3 years, if you don’t want to have a gross psycho baby.”
Or, even better:
“you are almost right the problem is that because there are three of you and two of you are female if the baby turns out to be a girl she will have what we experts refer to as triple x syndrome or xxx syndrome this syndrome remains dormant until she reaches puberty it basically means she will have a hightened sex drive almost all women with this birth defect end up in the sex trade you should consult your doctor about this there are drugs that can help but basically you should pray for a boy”
Retarded invention of the day: The Treadmill Bike. Yes I know. 2,500 Canadian Dollars, however (too) much that is. The comments are worth a read too.
Man in Sichuan dies after friends insert eel up his arse as a joke
He had apparently been drinking with friends, and had passed out. His friends had decided it would be amusing to insert a live eel into his anus whilst he was comatose.
The eel had apparently already wrought havoc on his innards, biting its way through his intestines prior to dying. Internal bleeding and infection rapidly set in.
What a great way to die.
Sales video for a 2-handed sword OR big bellies in suits playing knights OR “flick flick flick and it all comes apart, 20 pounds of beef”
It’s not cruel, it’s magic
This is a disclaimer that currently appears on all Hungarian government websites. OMG!
That’s what it does. E.g.:
Magic Spell To Shut Someone
How To Get Rid Of Friendly Ghost
Brain Washing from Phone Towers
How to Kill A Monkey With A Wet Paper Towel
The Christian’s Guide to Painkiller Abuse
Learn How To Do Drugs
Infant With Triangular Shaped Face
Anorexia In Cats Human
Urine Of Indian As Fertlizer
and many many more …
Acoustic Kitty was a CIA project launched by the Directorate of Science & Technology in the 1960s attempting to use cats in spy missions. A battery and a microphone were implanted into a cat and an antenna into its tail. Due to problems with distraction, the cat’s sense of hunger had to be addressed in another operation. Surgical and training expenses are thought to have amounted to over $20 million.
The first cat mission was eavesdropping on two men in a park outside the Soviet compound on Wisconsin Avenue in Washington, D.C. The cat was released nearby, but was hit and killed by a taxi almost immediately. Shortly thereafter the project was considered a failure and declared to be a total loss.
Honey got a booty like pow, pow, pow
Honey got some boobies like wow, oh wow
Angry bride changes name to 'I Hate Thomas Cook'
Austin Kettle, 26, now answers to ‘Mrs Lorraine Darla I Hate Thomas Cook And Its Associates Big Shot Company Treading on the Little Guy Leeks’.
She saw red when Thomas Cook said she would have to pay a fee to change the surname on her honeymoon booking.
Fat Retard Gets Stuck In Wall, Botches Burglary
UK police arrested Clive and Kelvin Webster after older brother Clive got himself stuck trying to fit his 238-pound frame through a 2-foot hole in the side of a department store. Clive had used a screwdriver, a crowbar and a hammer to knock the small hole though the side wall of the store in what his own defensive attorney later called “a wholly incompetent attempt at a burglary”.
“In fact, were there a school of burglary this example might be given to students on the first day to demonstrate what not to do,” Clive Webster’s defense attorney, Tim Hook, told the North Devon Magistrates’ Court, explain that the hole was just six feet away from the burglar alarm.
Australian Family Has Barbecue In Living Room, Survives For Some Reason
