Star Wars Tuna commercial from 1978. Japan - gotta love it.
For basically the exact same reasons as for pigeons, monkeys, etc.
Wedding gown made of cream puffs. Best passage of the article:
The dress — made of 1,500 cream puffs and weighing 20 pounds — took the 28-year-old baker two months to make, and by the end of the wedding reception, bride Viktoriya said she didn’t want to take it off.
I wonder what the cake looked like - and how old it was.
Japanese cannibal banquet … hooray!
Apparently there’s a restaurant in Japan that serves up full sized recreations of dead bodies. The entire body is edible; if you’re in the mood for internal organs, you can cut them out and the body will actually bleed.
Great idea … but what if you’re too lazy to chew? Life is hard.
Yup, it’s a tattoo cake. Whereas in comparison, this is a cake (and pie) tattoo:

If you need me I’ll be stuffing my face with delicious, cheap McDonalds fries.
The only correct way to sell ear-shaped chips. Thank you, Japan.
That’s the second saddest thing I’ve seen in a while (just after this).
Click on the image to make a very cruel gift.
Lunch time!
Friskies “Adventureland”. Because your cat deserves some LSD-laced canned food.
Some American Patriot went ahead and posted a method about how to cook bacon with a machine gun, with above pictures. From tutorial:
“I gave this about 250 rounds. but I think around 150 might actually be enough. But then again I don’t mind when bacon is crispy. Ahh the smell of sizzling bacon mixed with the smell of gunpowder and weapon oil.”
USA! USA! USA! USA!