These people survive on us coming down and spending money. Considering the country’s troubles with swine flu and drug trafficking, it sort of made sense to sort of say, ‘Hey, let’s help out Mexico.’
Nope, absolutely nothing wrong there. Society is JUST FINE.
Badass Gatorbike
Via Neatorama
Pediatricians call for a choke-proof hot dog
Solving the healthcare problem proves easier than expected.
Miami Considers Ban on Feeding the Homeless Without Training
For basically the exact same reasons as for pigeons, monkeys, etc.
Giving away free umbrellas in the middle of a rainstorm is not that easy.
Ibnale was one of a dozen people in San Francisco who had been given $100 by a startup charity that is trying to get strangers to start doing nice things for other strangers. It’s a novel concept. Most folks, it turns out, aren’t prepared for it. “What’s the catch?” a man asked.
No catch, replied Ibnale. Take an umbrella. You’re getting wet.
“No, thanks,” the man answered, and kept walking through the rain. Ibnale began keeping count. He asked 27 wet people if they would like to have an umbrella. Seventeen of them said no.
Yes, they’re real. From product site:
Comin’ straight outta crib-town!
Each of these 10-inch hoodlers are A-Listing in the playground. Rockin’ fab-tastic clothing and so much baby bling that other rug rats can only catch their vapors.
Series 1 contains:
• Pookie - The green-eyed baller. But don’t make him cranky…ya wouldn’t like him when he’s cranky. Featuring a thermal shirt, t-shirt, dew rag, ring, and pimped out pacifier necklace.
• Benjino - This carrot-toped homey is holding the fort down. Featuring a red bubble vest, football jersey, jeans, cassette-shaped ring and old school boom box necklace.
• Rey Rey - From around the way way, a playa who is #1 with all the Shorties. Featuring a hoodie, skullcap, camo jacket and shorts. He represents with his “GB” dog tags.
• Big Deuce - Everyone knows this lil shot-caller is runnin’ things. Featuring a baseball hat, shirt, cuffed jeans, and white do rag, diamond ring, gold rope bracelet, and crown pendant.
The Pet Pooch System Will Vacuum the Shit Out Of Your Yard
From product site:
When cleaning up after your pet, skip the bending and scooping with our ingenious
ingenous.
Pet Pooch Power System. This cordless yard vacuum gathers pet waste and deposits it directly into a specially designed plastic bag for easy disposal.
- Includes 10 biodegradable waste bags
- Waste never touches machine or your hands
- Rechargeable battery handles up to 150 uses on a single charge
- 6’ charging cord
- 120V
Read assembly instructions for the Pet Pooch Power System.
Via Ubergizmo.
Trading bibles for porn in San Antonio - Atheist group at UTSA encourages students to exchange religious materials
From Natalie Dee.
Religious association wants to stone whale to death
The American Family Association quotes scripture to justify the stoning of not only Tilly, SeaWorld’s orca, but also curator Chuck Thompson.
Next week is National Procrastination Week. I'll celebrate sometime in April when I have time.
Clever Perv Went To Real Estate Open Houses To Steal Panties
Man Arrested for Tattooing 1-Year-Old
