Giant Squid Invade California
He said the squid were “trying to crawl around and blow ink all over everybody.”
Who’s gonna take care of your pets when Jeebus takes you up to heaven with his noodly appendage?
Now it’s not just for pets anymore! For only $40 per year, these good people will send emails to the heathen and pagan friends you haven’t managed to save before the “rapture” (quotation marks theirs, not mine). The message should of course be of Christian nature, but I guess if you want to vent your hatred that’s cool too, you’re in heaven then anyway. One thing though: Imagine you’re actually not raptured, and your friend receives your holier-than-thou message! Aw-kwaaaard!
New poll finds that “almost one in four Republicans suspect that Barack Obama is the Antichrist” (Click image for article)
Global Warming Solves Territtorial Dispute
New Moore Island was diputed by India and Bangladesh until it gave in to rising sea levels last week.
From Buttersafe.
Constantly updated map of doom can be found here.
I say someone should throw a virgin into that moody volcano, like they used to do in the good old times.
Hobo With A Shotgun, like Machete, was a joke trailer for Grindhouse, and as Machete, it is now turning into a feature film. I love the future.
The $9.95 Girlfriend Pillow from Deluxe Comfort: Most Horrible Product of the Year?
“Like Neurons in the Brain”: A Molecular Computer That Evolves
The press release from Michigan Tech asserts that it is “the first time a brain-like ‘evolutionary circuit’ has been realized.” This new molecular computer uses an organic molecular layer and can evolve to solve complex problems, similar to neurons. Like the human brain — and unlike any existing computer — the tiny molecular computer heals itself if there is a defect. Anirban Bandyopadhyay, from the Japanese National Institute for Materials Science, explains: “No existing man-made computer has this property, but our brain does. If a neuron dies, another neuron takes over its function.”
Japanese couple gets married by plastic pigtails-wearing robot.
“This was a lot of fun. I think that Japanese have a strong sense that robots are our friends.”
The Ishiyama Excursion, by QNQ/AUJIK.
