“Wow, a whole bucket full o’ mud, AND IT’S MINE, ALL MINE!” var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www."); document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E")); try { var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-2349108-3"); pageTracker._trackPageview(); } catch(err) {}Tumblr (3.0; @interwebs)http://www.newsoftheunreal.com/<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzwhi6Ga9j1qzsyayo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Will Smith playing NES, wearing a backwards hat, Zubaz pants, and Nike Air’s, between a zebra rug and a Mariah Carey CD. </p> <p>From <a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/pictures-that-perfectly-capture-the-90s" target="_blank">48 Pictures That Perfectly Capture The 90’s</a>. </p>http://www.newsoftheunreal.com/post/18187164005http://www.newsoftheunreal.com/post/18187164005Fri, 24 Feb 2012 13:58:54 +000090'swill smithnintendofashionvintagephotographymariah carey<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzwc8aBx2r1qzsyayo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://www.newsoftheunreal.com/post/18184551428http://www.newsoftheunreal.com/post/18184551428Fri, 24 Feb 2012 12:04:58 +0000illustrationmotivation<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/j-kbMF1GF2A?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Welcome to the BBC News taken out of context</p> <p>Personal favourite: “When it comes to alcohol, how much is too much? The court in Paris said it’s up to Scotland to decide. They say you should have 300 units every 45 minutes, then stop off for a beer on the way home. That’s already a guideline in Scotland.”</p>http://www.newsoftheunreal.com/post/18124283652http://www.newsoftheunreal.com/post/18124283652Thu, 23 Feb 2012 10:22:00 +0000lolnewsUKtvScotlandbooze<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/2p3yLCfiYXA?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>In accordance with Internet Laws and Regulations, here is a video of super-cute kittens. </p>http://www.newsoftheunreal.com/post/18122262886http://www.newsoftheunreal.com/post/18122262886Thu, 23 Feb 2012 08:19:16 +0000kittehscatscuteawwww<iframe width="400" height="299" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/RuFcWkFJZgk?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>So now on Fox News: the secret liberal agenda is to get people to do ‘their fair share’, and the appropriate response to the so-called ‘green’ propaganda is to ‘stuff your face with lots of pop corn and litter your local cinema’. I… I’m confused now. Just really, really confused. </p>http://www.newsoftheunreal.com/post/18122028073http://www.newsoftheunreal.com/post/18122028073Thu, 23 Feb 2012 08:06:58 +0000fox newsloraxdr seussghiblifilmpropagandaWTFpopcorn“I feel good today. I am going to write thank you notes on nude photographs of myself and send...http://www.newsoftheunreal.com/post/18096254020http://www.newsoftheunreal.com/post/18096254020Wed, 22 Feb 2012 23:39:49 +0000quotesnudethanksfriendshappy<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/MCWJUSulnro?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Trailer for Borderlands 2: This is how you sell FPS sequels.</p>http://www.newsoftheunreal.com/post/18091446197http://www.newsoftheunreal.com/post/18091446197Wed, 22 Feb 2012 22:22:48 +0000video gamesfpstrailerviolenceawesome<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/D2rBDoCj2Gg?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/>http://www.newsoftheunreal.com/post/18073610059http://www.newsoftheunreal.com/post/18073610059Wed, 22 Feb 2012 16:14:04 +0000witchesThe SuntabloidsUKCharlie Brookercomedy<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzstv6aSIX1qzsyayo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>On my recent visit to Scotland I learned that in 1969 a guy called Dan Taylor went looking for the Loch Ness monster in not just any submarine, but in a Yellow Submarine. </p>http://www.newsoftheunreal.com/post/18070208364http://www.newsoftheunreal.com/post/18070208364Wed, 22 Feb 2012 14:35:30 +0000awesomescience?monstersScotlandUKcrazysubmarineBeatles60's<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzscn587101qzsyayo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://www.newsoftheunreal.com/post/18063001488http://www.newsoftheunreal.com/post/18063001488Wed, 22 Feb 2012 08:23:29 +0000webcomicdinosaursconsciousnessself-harmdepression<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzrlxsO9kY1qzsyayo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>By <a href="http://www.ormaechea.eu/" target="_blank">Nacho Ormaecha</a>. </p>http://www.newsoftheunreal.com/post/18032749350http://www.newsoftheunreal.com/post/18032749350Tue, 21 Feb 2012 22:46:40 +0000photographyartundergroundphotoshop<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzq0px8xCM1r1c6y4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://www.newsoftheunreal.com/post/18031722070http://www.newsoftheunreal.com/post/18031722070Tue, 21 Feb 2012 22:30:19 +0000lifemoralsethicslearning<iframe width="400" height="299" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/4yh-5TylNgo?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Blindfolded boxing, the new sport of 1949. </p> <p>SOMEONE REVIVE THIS NAO PLZ KTHXBAI</p>http://www.newsoftheunreal.com/post/18029057667http://www.newsoftheunreal.com/post/18029057667Tue, 21 Feb 2012 21:48:04 +0000boxingvintagesportsawesomeviolenceretarded<iframe width="400" height="299" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/ukyDrkwvJXQ?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/>http://www.newsoftheunreal.com/post/18027539391http://www.newsoftheunreal.com/post/18027539391Tue, 21 Feb 2012 21:23:32 +0000chinasweetsartfood<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/gj_aHCpZl4k?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/>http://www.newsoftheunreal.com/post/18025610603http://www.newsoftheunreal.com/post/18025610603Tue, 21 Feb 2012 20:51:46 +0000pancakesukholidaymusicdisney<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz4qjwkKi01qdzczno1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://www.newsoftheunreal.com/post/18012437404http://www.newsoftheunreal.com/post/18012437404Tue, 21 Feb 2012 15:56:36 +0000comicslifedeath<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzqueonsQm1qzsyayo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://www.newsoftheunreal.com/post/18007289070http://www.newsoftheunreal.com/post/18007289070Tue, 21 Feb 2012 12:51:59 +0000tvtorrents<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzpnb2kuQ61qzsyayo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>An early piece of Japanese WTFery: The Fart Battle. <a href="http://www.tofugu.com/2012/02/18/japanese-fart-scrolls/" target="_blank">A series of scrolls </a>that depict exactly that.</p>http://www.newsoftheunreal.com/post/17967722907http://www.newsoftheunreal.com/post/17967722907Mon, 20 Feb 2012 21:21:00 +0000fartJapanart?WTF<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzpjaePmGN1qzsyayo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://www.newsoftheunreal.com/post/17962292311http://www.newsoftheunreal.com/post/17962292311Mon, 20 Feb 2012 19:54:14 +0000celebritiesdeathsadmediawebcomic<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/ZAg0lUYHHFc?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Re. previous post: Cheap Flights, by Fascinating Aida. </p>http://www.newsoftheunreal.com/post/17949749786http://www.newsoftheunreal.com/post/17949749786Mon, 20 Feb 2012 16:11:53 +0000musicbrandscheap