News of the unreal: Archive

News of the unreal

February 2012

“I feel good today. I am going to write thank you notes on nude photographs of...”

– Joey Comeau

If Ryanair ran a pub ... →

Your eyes would be drawn to an advert with prices announcing a pound per pint. Upon buying two pints you would be charged £48.99. If you wanted to pay on card that would cost an additional £5. Plus a £5 administration fee. As the landlord served you he would grope your wife’s tits, leering as he did so. You would look around - and see fear, anger and discomfort writ large on the face of...